Just a quicky – short buy cleaver. 😉
1. What occurs once in every minute, twice in every moment, yet never in a thousand years?
2. A girl who was just learning to drive went down a one-way street in the wrong direction, but didn’t break the law.
3. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?
Remember – view this on the front page rathen than opening up this post alone. You don’t want to accidently view the answers in that first comment! 😉 …. which I will wait until tomorrow to post.